Q.Why couldn't the chicken find her egg?
A. Because she mislaid it.
Q.Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A. She was afraid someone would Caesar!
Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
A. To get to the other slide.
A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken looked at him and said.... DONT DO IT MAN... YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!
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